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What's Dom's favorite weapon? Does Baird dye his hair? What are Delta's favorite colors? Marcus, Dom, Cole and Baird are here to answer all your questions!
Apr 30 '12

Anonymous asked:

any good stories?

Once upon a time there was a guy who went around asking anonymous questions. One day he met a man, laden with unearthly golden hair and vibrant blue goggles, much smarter than himself. The anonymous asked the man, “What can I do to be as brilliant as you?”. The man laughed and said “nothing,” before kicking him so hard in the testicles they became inverted and he had to have surgery.

I don’t think that’s what he meant.

- Baird and Dom

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Apr 30 '12

ask-queenmyrrah asked:

You left your inbox open to allow anything into it? Careless creatures. *tosses in a few ink grenades*

Duck and cover, Delta!

Someone return fire!

The train’s out of grenades!!

- Marcus, Dom and Cole.

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Apr 30 '12

Hi everyone. Owner of this blog, here. I’m really sorry that I haven’t updated for so long. I’m in my final year of college at the moment and things have been really frantic for these past few months. I kind of forgot about this blog to be honest. Please accept my sincerest apologies. Everyone send in AAALLLL of your questions to Delta squad because I am very eager to get this blog flowing again. Seriously, ask anything, my messages are empty and Delta are waiting.

Tags: Gears of war

Feb 14 '12

miyukoyamada asked:

I'm here for the kiss!

Oh fuck no, I did not agree to this.

C’mon Damon, give the lady some sugar. It is valentines day!

- Baird and Cole

Feb 14 '12

Anonymous asked:

who's got the best comedy side?

me

Cole always says something to put a smile on our faces. Carmine and Sam both like a good laugh, too.

me

We all have our moments. Even Marcus comes out with a good one liner every once in a while!

me

Baird, go away

- Baird, Dom and Cole

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Feb 14 '12

askguohuai asked:

Can I get a kiss from Prescott instead? OvO

Prescott? Wow, really? I didn’t know anyone was crazy for that old tool. You got a wrinkle fetish or something?

- Baird

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Feb 14 '12

Yo, happy valentine’s day everyone! Baird said he’s giving out free kisses to all you lovely ladies out there!

What I did not agree to this

- Cole and Baird

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Feb 10 '12

Anonymous asked:

How do you guys have access to a computer?

Baird set one up for us to use. I think the more interesting topic is the power supply. You know in cartoons where they get little hamsters running on wheels to power things? I didn’t know that was actually possible until I met Baird.

Hehe, look at the little guy run!

You really should feed him. He looks thin.

Hey, hunger is what keeps him powering our computer. He gets to eat when he gets fast enough to catch the cheese.

- Dom, Cole and Baird.

Feb 10 '12

Anonymous asked:

this question is for Cole... whats your fondest memory of your mother?

Me and my ma used to do a lot together. In the summer when I was little we used to go the park and she’d push me on the swings and we’d go down the slide together. Then we’d go home and bake cookies and watch t.v. In the evenings she’d tuck me up and sing to me till I fell to sleep. I miss my momma.

- Cole

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Feb 4 '12

miyukoyamada asked:

I gotta ask, has there ever been anything "inappropriate" between you guys? *perverted smile*

Well this one time Baird was in the showers and

No no no no you don’t

This rookie kid named Jim Oliver walked in

stop right there

Baird went

END OF STORY NOTHING TO SEE HERE JUST KEEP SCROLLING

give me the fucking keyboard backeoitgokjmenjfogergeaporjpogj

- Dom and Baird

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